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I doubt any human actually reads this soo hippopotamus.

thetowndrugdealer:

when you see a cute person in public

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping